Gas Crisis

Apparently the gas crisis is worse because of a lack of storage capacity in the UK.
Does anybody else think that Bell Green might be a suitable location for the installation of several large gas storage tanks?

Artist’s impression:

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No mate. No chance of getting that past our local NIMBYs. It’s completely out of scale and overshadowing Bell Green’s rich retail heritage. Plus 24 hour operation could seriously interfere with late night pick-ups of treasured ‘happy’ meals leading to mass starvation in the Thorpes.

Moreover, it would block Perry Hill’s panoramic views of downtown Bellingham - oh, wait …