They said:
"Unfortunately we will not be progressing this crime report as we have insufficient evidence to proceed.
I Spoke with the control room at Lewisham cctv who have stated that there is no cctv on hassocks close or on Kirkdale road.
Secondly it appears that the car involved in the attempted vehicle interference was on a cloned registration plate.
This crime report will now be closed pending any further leads coming to light."
When I pointed out to the officer that if it was cloned it was odd that it was the same make, model and colour as the car I’d seen, he said he would put in an intelligence report to aid in building a better picture of the thefts.
I did claim on my insurance It was a repair, rather than a replacement. But because it was classed as a “fault” claim - ie assumedly my fault for having a car insured with M&S - I can’t make any more claims without losing my 9 year no claims bonus. And my insurance more than doubled on renewing anyway, so it really wasn’t worthwhile claiming.