Car owner to Lewisham Council: “It’s really difficult to find somewhere to park near where I live, can you help?”
Lewisham Council to car owner: “No problem, just park on the pavement and we’ll install one of these notices”
Resident/pedestrian to Lewisham Council: “It’s difficult to get along the pavement, and impossible to keep 2 metres from others, because the cars are taking up most of the pavement. Please can you help?”
Lewisham Council to resident/pedestrian: " So sorry, there’s nothing we can do".