I may be a hoity-toity Honor Oaker (what what), but the real privileged folk are the Brockleyites with their single-digit London postcode, lucky devils.
Living just an inch into the wrong neighbourhood can be a serious issue. Spare a thought for this poor Kansas household, which (through a technical glitch), is associated with over 600 million IP addresses. It sits in the default location in the MaxMind geo-IP database - so any IP address that can't be resolved to a precise location, resolves there.
The household has their front door smashed in regularly by the authorities looking for drug dealers, child abductors etc.
They're suing MaxMind, and who can blame them!