Who would win in a fight?

humour

#1

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#2

Catford. Obvs.


#3

Catford. That cat is hard as nails. I bet that tiger is a de-clawed palace pet.


#4

Developers want to take the Catford Cat down. I wouldn’t want to be in that fight.


#5

Okay round two.
Catford Cat versus Horniman Walrus:


#6

Walrus all day


#7

Defo the walrus :slight_smile:


#8

Pfft. Walrus.

Next.


#9

Walrus. Fat People Rule.


#10

Thanks for all the useful feedback.
Round three - Mammals verses lizards

Five go into the ring - how many come out?
(Not allowed to use giant asteroids)


#11

These lizards are over 100 years old. So lizards natch.


#12

You’ve got to back the lizards here imo, working together to fell the walrus. The cats would be too busy settling their bad blood from round 1.


#13

I reckon it’s still got to be the walrus - iit would just flatten these guys Big Daddy style :laughing:


#14

That lizard has a walking stick, no fair!


#15

He needs to be arrested for carrying that weapon - so the walrus just needs to flatten 4 now of the 5 reptiles at CP :joy::joy:


#16

I reckon the Walrus would just think, “Sod this for a lark!” and go on a chummy craft beer safari with the Crystal Palace Megatherium, leaving the cats and reptiles to it.


#17

I know it is getting complicated, but I just wanted to mention there is now an elephant in the ring!


#18

Just me putting the boot in


#19

Better than an elephant in the room. Anyways that elephant is due for demolition so might be feeling a bit scrappy.


#20

I’m loving this thread.