Cat owners can now breath a sigh of relief, in the knowledge that there is no serial killer, just thousands of murdering foxes lying in wait for their feline friends. And they are probably starving, what with their food supply being kept in at night for so long.
Plus, the overstretched and underfunded Police force can save valuable hours and money not investigating the hundreds of other cases, which I am sure does not make their statements and conclusions remotely biased.
Right. I’m off to throw out a whole dead chicken, before getting it DNA tested, in a thorough experiment to find out if all foxes work in abattoirs.